Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/02/17
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]OK, I bit on the ross bender website. Somebody has way too much time on their hands, but I really liked the goddess's asterisks. --- Kyle Cassidy <kcassidy@asc.upenn.edu> wrote: > This review of my show was posted late last night to > a Philadelphia Listserv regarding my show (thanks to > the luggers who showed up): > > > > Subject: Forces of Temperence Face Mild Set Back at > Cassidy Art Opening > From: Ross Bender > > Anti-booze forces lost ground tonight when the Kyle > Cassidy "art gallery opening" turned into the > expected drunken brawl, as supposedly staid citizens > lowered themselves to the level of the beasts of the > field in an orgy of inebriation, leaving dozens > stupefied under the tables in the grip of Demon Rum. > Grown men and women got themselves plotzed, > hammered, fuddled and tanked, and by the end of the > evening specimens of both sexes were dancing lewd > and topless on the bar, making Sodom and Gomorrah > look positively civilized by comparison. A new low > in unseemliness was reached as loose women cupped > their naked breasts in unison around hapless mens > ears, in a kinky sexual maneuver known as "The > Earmuff", an abomination beyond even the imaginings > of the compilers of the notorious Kama Sutra. > > Temperance Union leaders stated that while they had > perhaps lost a skirmish, the battle continues, and > warned that the forces of sobriety would be out in > force on Wednesday night Feb. 28th when the new Dock > Street "Brew-Pub" opens its doors to an early influx > of degenerates. Ross "Der Hammer" Bender, who > suffered a broken nose at the hands of > anti-anti-booze militants outside the Abbraccio > tonight, said from his hospital bed that he > considered himself a martyr in the cause. > > "Ich bin ein Mennonite," he said, lapsing > momentarily into the quaint Pennsylvania Dutch > dialect of his ancestors, "und ve gentle Mennonites > dont like to use der Roughshtuff unless there is > chust a mighty good reason, but chust remember that > ve are trained from childhood in the use of farm > implements, such as plowshares and pruning hooks. > Und a plowshare might do some awful serious damage > to vun of dese broohaha-pubs dat I haff heard about. > Dis iss not a threat. Chust sayin. Remember Carrie > Nation!" > > -- > Ross Bender > http://rossbender.org > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for > more information > ____________________________________________________________________________________ Need Mail bonding? Go to the Yahoo! Mail Q&A for great tips from Yahoo! Answers users. http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?link=list&sid=396546091