Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/02/17
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Obviously a repository for Alfred E. Neuman castoffs. On Feb 17, 2007, at 6:48 PM, H. Ball Arche wrote: > OK, I bit on the ross bender website. Somebody has way > too much time on their hands, but I really liked the > goddess's asterisks. > > --- Kyle Cassidy <kcassidy@asc.upenn.edu> wrote: > >> This review of my show was posted late last night to >> a Philadelphia Listserv regarding my show (thanks to >> the luggers who showed up): >> >> >> >> Subject: Forces of Temperence Face Mild Set Back at >> Cassidy Art Opening >> From: Ross Bender >> >> Anti-booze forces lost ground tonight when the Kyle >> Cassidy "art gallery opening" turned into the >> expected drunken brawl, as supposedly staid citizens >> lowered themselves to the level of the beasts of the >> field in an orgy of inebriation, leaving dozens >> stupefied under the tables in the grip of Demon Rum. >> Grown men and women got themselves plotzed, >> hammered, fuddled and tanked, and by the end of the >> evening specimens of both sexes were dancing lewd >> and topless on the bar, making Sodom and Gomorrah >> look positively civilized by comparison. A new low >> in unseemliness was reached as loose women cupped >> their naked breasts in unison around hapless mens >> ears, in a kinky sexual maneuver known as "The >> Earmuff", an abomination beyond even the imaginings >> of the compilers of the notorious Kama Sutra. >> >> Temperance Union leaders stated that while they had >> perhaps lost a skirmish, the battle continues, and >> warned that the forces of sobriety would be out in >> force on Wednesday night Feb. 28th when the new Dock >> Street "Brew-Pub" opens its doors to an early influx >> of degenerates. Ross "Der Hammer" Bender, who >> suffered a broken nose at the hands of >> anti-anti-booze militants outside the Abbraccio >> tonight, said from his hospital bed that he >> considered himself a martyr in the cause. >> >> "Ich bin ein Mennonite," he said, lapsing >> momentarily into the quaint Pennsylvania Dutch >> dialect of his ancestors, "und ve gentle Mennonites >> dont like to use der Roughshtuff unless there is >> chust a mighty good reason, but chust remember that >> ve are trained from childhood in the use of farm >> implements, such as plowshares and pruning hooks. >> Und a plowshare might do some awful serious damage >> to vun of dese broohaha-pubs dat I haff heard about. >> Dis iss not a threat. Chust sayin. Remember Carrie >> Nation!" >> >> -- >> Ross Bender >> http://rossbender.org >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for >> more information >> > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > ______________ > Need Mail bonding? > Go to the Yahoo! Mail Q&A for great tips from Yahoo! Answers users. > http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?link=list&sid=396546091 > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information