Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/01/22
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Sir Richard, you ain't got enough to do........... ;-) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Richard Man" <richard.lists@gmail.com> To: "Leica Users Group" <lug@leica-users.org> Sent: Wednesday, January 21, 2009 11:38 PM Subject: [Leica] "1" (or From the Department of Efficiency) > Dear LUGgers, to further improve the efficiency of your mail reading, we > hereby recommend the following actions to be taken, to be done in 4 > phases: > > Phase One: > All mail subjects should be tagged. OT: for off-topic. IMG: for images, > OT-W: for off topic watch, OT-WH for off topic Whiskey, OT-SMWH for off > topic single malt whiskey and so on and so forth. If your subject line > does > not contain a tag, one shall be automatically generated for you, e.g. MWR: > refers to Mark's Witty Remark. MNSGR: refers to Mark's Not So Good Remark. > An AI filter will be installed to scan the content of your message and an > appropriate tag will be used. > > Phase Two: > The AI filter will be upgraded so the entire content of the message will > be > summarized as tags, e.g. MWROPHPT refers to Mark's Witty Remark On > Political > Humor Phrase Twelve. All posted images will be losslessly compressed into > a > 100x100 image. > > Phase Three: > As the AI filter processes more messages, it will assign a single integer > to > denote a message, hence "1" will refer to this message. When a subject > invariantly comes up, then the AI filter will simply use the previous > integer assigned to it, thus greatly reducing the amount of mail you will > have to read. All posted images will be losslessly compressed into a 10x10 > image. > > Phase Four: > All incoming mail to LUG will be dropped with no acknowledgement, instead > the AI filter will send out a random number to all subscriber for each > incoming message. Anyone who dares to post images will be bombarded with > 10 > messages with the subject header: 761542932001729. Further offense will be > dealt with by 100 messages and so on. > > Hereby respectfully submitted > > -- > // richard m: richard @imagecraft.com > // b: http://rfman.wordpress.com > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - http://www.avg.com Version: 8.0.176 / Virus Database: 270.10.12/1909 - Release Date: 1/22/2009 7:08 AM