[Leica] OT Completely : Humour

[geebee at geebeephoto.com (geebee)]

We Brits are grateful that the terrorists were trained in the National 
Health Service where missing targets is the norm.


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "GREG LORENZO" <gregj.lorenzo@shaw.ca>
To: "Leica Users Group LUG" <lug@leica-users.org>
Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 11:29 PM
Subject: [Leica] OT Completely : Humour


> An Update on Security Alerts
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>     Author: David
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> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats 
> and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to 
> "Peeved."
> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or 
> even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit 
> Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. 
> Terrorists themselves have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" 
> to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody 
> Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
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> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its 
> terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two 
> higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was 
> precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's 
> white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military 
> capability.
> It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of 
> alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout 
> Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels 
> remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change 
> Sides."
> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" 
> to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They 
> also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only 
> threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of 
> Brussels.
> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. 
> These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so 
> the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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> Greg J. Lorenzo
> Calgary, Alberta
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