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Subject: [Leica] was: Canine issue, my only post on this subject (humor)
From: "\(SonC\) Sonny Carter" <sonc@sonc.com>
Date: Sat, 25 May 2002 22:34:41 -0500
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Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed 
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.


I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill us all- 
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss -
well, maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.

Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's 
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation.

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I blow a big one.

The cat is not all 
Bad - she fill the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

(taken from http://www.mytoolstore.com/doghaiku.html
 
Regards, 

Sonny
http://www.sonc.com




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