Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2008/06/09
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Could have been funny, if #2 was involved. Chris ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ted Grant" <tedgrant@shaw.ca> To: "'Leica Users Group'" <lug@leica-users.org> Sent: Friday, June 06, 2008 10:33 PM Subject: [Leica] OT: LIFE IS LIKE THAT! :-) DEAD PEOPLE & A DEAL! :-) > Hi Crew, > > Some of you may think this is just not possible! :-) > > However as absolutely as true as I sit here typing, it is! > > My brother-in-law, younger by more than several years and one of the > greatest guys in the world. Also a very a fine photographer. > > We had an agreement for years, "whomever hit the silk first, the remaining > one would buy a bottle of the finest single malt scotch, drink it then pee > on the others grave!" > > We even put two one hundred dollar bills into a jar to cover the purchase > that neither of the sisters, our wives, knew we'd done to buy the very > best! > Unfortunately he bailed out first! :-( > > But a deal was a deal. > > Not long ago I had the good fortune to follow through on our agreement. > :-) > > My problem was a visiting grave yard family saw me peeing on his grave and > became quite, one might say, rather carried away about my desecration and > all that nobility crap! Sh-t! He was dead and the best damn friend I ever > had in my life! We had a deal and I wasn't going to break it! > > They were annoyed, got someone from the graveyard staff to come and do > what > was proper to this person doing this vile thing on an unfortunate person > buried there! > > So as usual, some higher than mighty a-s hole arrived and started with the > crap, police etc! I thought, "if only I had saved some, I'd piss on you > right now and give you something to bitch about!" :-) > > So in about two and half seconds I was at him and set him straight, > finished > him off with. "F. off mate or I'll call the police for a disturbance of > the > peace while I mourn my brother!" Kind of shook him a bit, but he left. > > I'm sure I could hear my brother-in-law Bruce laughing his head off! :-) > He'd have done the same thing for me if the roles were reversed! > > Now that's as true as it gets my friends. Honest! > > I thought it might give some of you a weekend chuckle! :-) > > ted > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information