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Subject: [Leica] Re:best leica lens for photographing bigfoot
From: leicachris at worldnet.att.net (Christopher Williams)
Date: Tue Oct 17 10:35:03 2006
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I guessing you'll be staying in one of the available "Tree Hugging Hippie"
Treehouses during your 18 day stay in Oregon. From what I've read on blogs,
most bring their own toilet paper as the foliage around the treehouses has
been known to produce rather odd fungus around the buttocks area is used on
a daily basis.

Best camera to use? Easy. The 250 FF Reporter, you'll never had to reload
and should be safe if thrown long distances by any of our early cousins
though I'm not sure if this holds up against

Of the lens of choice would be the Mountain Elmar which is suitable for the
kind of conditions you will be living(or surviving)in for 18 days. Pack
mules have carried this lens over 10,000ft heights for many decades with
only 2 major fatalities, both coming from too eager Leicaphiles trying to
unstrap the lens from a mule after spotting "Biggie" during a day trip in
Washington state. It's rumored also "Biggie" takes kindly to the Mountain
Elmar as the lens hood resembles and type of fungus occasionally devoured
during the "Biggie" mating season which runs anywhere from November 3rd
through November 12th(during Leap years this time is extended by 1/2 days).
Perhaps this was why the "Mule Incident" took place as the eager Leicaphiles
did not properly place the hood on the Mountain Elmar resulting both the
deaths of the mules and the Leicaphiles from a fall of 8,500ft. Rumor is
late at night on moonless nights on Mule Drop Trail, one can still here the
sound of metal hitting the rocks as the hood fell to it's demise, landing
just inches from the Elmar.

Personally I don't believe a word of any of this, but I did see Bigfoot in
the swamps south of New Orleans 3 yrs ago happily feasting along the bank on
some poor Cajun trapper's boiled crawfish.


Chris





----- Original Message -----
From: "Kyle Cassidy" Subject: [Leica] best leica lens for photographing
bigfoot


Hi Folks,
  I'm going to be spending 18 days in the woods in Oregon as part of the
PNWMAP (Pacific Northwest Musk Ape Project) documenting the homonid known
technically referred to by scientist as Gigantanthropus but alternatively by
lay-people as "Sasquach", "Skunk Ape", "Musk Ape" and, of course, Bigfoot.
In meetings with the Bigfoot Field Research Deployment team, one of the
things we discussed is that most images of this shy and smelly creature are
not very sharp. It's for this reason that I've procured a grant for
purchasing a Leica camera and a lens. I want to use a single lens to avoid
the horror of being in the process of changing lenses when a Yeti emerges
from a bedding path in the undergrowth and stalks with his loping determined
stride across the narrow path in front of me to vanish rapidly again in the
dense foilage. With just one lens, I can always be at the ready to capture
the photographic evidence which will advance our studies and knowledge of
this noble beast.

  My question is, givin the moist enviornment that Woods Devil likes to live
in, what Leica camera will be the most robust in those circumstances and
what lens will be the sharpest and most useful overall? -- taking into
consideration that the Yowie may come, screaming and bellowing, into my
field of view from a great distance or may even charge me, suddenly, in
close quarters if he is enraged by the smell of my after shave. I want to be
prepared for everything. Generally a herbavore, Old Yellow-Top is thought to
be an opportunistic carnovoire, so the camera must also be able to withstand
a possible, though extremely unlikely attack by one of Americas last giant
apes.

  Thanks for your time and expertise. Also, if anyone has photographs
they've taken or reports of sightings, I'd love to hear them.

  Kyle Cassidy
  PNWMAP, Photographic Field Research Team Coordinator




Replies: Reply from ricc at mindspring.com (Ric Carter) ([Leica] Re:best leica lens for photographing bigfoot)
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