Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2006/05/07
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]So you're giving up and going to take shots of flowers ? ;-) Peter Kyle Cassidy wrote: > i was at ye local PLUG meeting last week (we meet every third wednesday at > 'jiggles' -- a strip club under the bridge over by the landfill, if you'd > like to come, tell Bolt, the biker at the door, that you're with the > camera club, that way he probably won't mace you, which is usually his > response to an unfamilar face -- he assumes anyone who's not sweating and > twitching is a Narc) and while we were doing the portfolio review (usually > this is time spent flipping through the back pages of the free weekly and > comparing the photos we'd had published of transvestite hookers and > greased models advertisng same-sex chat lines and passing around brown > paper envelopes filled with long-lens telephoto shots of local officials > and people not their wives) i pulled out my leica and snapped a few photos > of the group -- one of the PLUGgers lifted her head up from where she had > been disgorging the contents of her stomache (largely consisting of beer > and what appered to be whole, undigested "cheetoes") into a bucket and barked at me: "i do not appreciate having my photo taken." i burst out into great peals of laughter that lasted some long minutes (i can only guess as to how long i actually laughed but i do recall that as i began i could hear the first strains of 'Dazed and Confused' from the 'Song Remains The Same' live album begining their weepy tintintabulation on the juke box and by the time i was able to dry my eyes and continue we were half way through 'Brown Eyed Girl'). "neither does Sean Penn, you twit" i said, "i was actually only pretending to take _your_ photo because i didn't want to make you self conscious about your truely ghastly apperance, fret not, your grim and horriffic visage will not be appearing on the pages of People Magazine, causing children to run screaming in terror and old people to wet themselves. move to france, you troglodite." i was expecting applause from the other PLUGgers, but the only response was a single, extended and racou s belch and a call to the bartender for more beer, but that's the way things usually go around here. > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > >