Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/05/27
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]...But just remember, you know that you're in trouble not when you don't know where you put your keys, but when you can't remember what your keys are for. ;-) B. D. - -----Original Message----- From: owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us [mailto:owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us]On Behalf Of Darrell Jennings Sent: Monday, May 27, 2002 1:29 PM To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us Subject: [Leica] Happy Birthday Ted.... I just got this today and thought I would pass it along in honor of Ted's birthday. Just be thankful it isn't Friday Ted or your birthday would be 43 hours long on the LUG! "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love, 'and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment You on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html