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Subject: [Leica] Happy Birthday Ted....
From: Darrell Jennings <darrell_jennings@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 10:29:18 -0700 (PDT)

I just got this today and thought I would pass it
along in honor of Ted's birthday.  Just be thankful it
isn't Friday Ted or your birthday would be 43 hours
long on the LUG!

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go 
upstairs and make love, 'and you answer, "Pick one, I
can't do both!" 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment You on 
your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy 
and your pacemaker opens the garage door. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going braless pulls all the 
wrinkles out of your face. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse 
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by 
the doctor instead of by the police. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I 
don't need to take any fiber today. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find 
your car in the parking lot. 

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not 
getting up to pee. 


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