Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/02/08
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Though you all should hear about this ASAP. BTW Roy's toy is worth a look - link at bottom. <small chuckle> >>Virus Alert If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards and rips the leftover mercury fillings out of your head. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt play. It will erase all video tapes before 1995.!!!! It will program your phone to only accept telemarketers calls This virus will mix antifreeze into your Margaritas. It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake man, are you listening?!?!) It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while your neighbors are dating their current boy/girl friend & billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in on the rim of a full bathtub. AND it will refill your soy milk with Half & Half. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll pass gas the next time you are in an elevator. So send send send send send....... Roy Lashway '78 Argosy,'56 Bubble WBCCI 1610 VAC rlashway@zianet.com web site: www.zianet.com/rlashway (polishing report included)