[Leica] AN UPDATER FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan Khong]

Dear Uncle Ted

Where you are staying sounds like heaven. If somebody else chose it for
you, then that person must love you very much. If you chose it yourself,
then it is clearly a very clever choice.

Whether you knew beforehand that there would be more women than men does
not matter. There are those who believe in the benefits to men whose lives
are surrounded by women. King Solomon was one with 300 wives and 700
concubines, and Emperors in ancient China had about 1000 ladies in their
harems. To them life is like being surrounded by beautiful flowers with
their colorful petals and fragrance.

Now that you have proven to us that your eye muscles are getting stronger
by the day, and even exceeding the strength in your body, you can count me
in in this project. While I cannot guarantee that my images will make you
live till 100 years, they can certainly provide some distractions for you
from being overdosed by gender disparity. Men brought up in monogamous
cultures have to watch their appetites and diet carefully.

So I shall look forward to this elixir of life experiment that you are
cooking up. Heck, that might help keep us living longer too.

Dan K
Singapore