[Leica] IMG: Invader

[Peter Klein]

Douglas: Yeah, I know. I'm just a running dog counterrevolutionary
imperialist lackey with a sense of humor.
--Peter

On Tue, Aug 30, 2016 at 6:21 AM, Douglas Barry <imra at iol.ie> wrote:

> Your abuse of the Dear Leader has probably been noted, Peter, in The
> Magnificent Hall of Democracy. Their missiles will soon reach the west
> coast of the USA, and the Great March to Final Victory will end in your
> back garden. Your fate for such gratuitous insults is unknown, but it's a
> safe bet to say The Beloved Sun of Communist Ardour is probably making an
> anti aircraft gun just for you. :-)
>
> Douglas
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Peter Klein" <pklein at threshinc.com>
> To: "lug" <lug at leica-users.org>; <olympus at thomasclausen.net>; <
> leicareflex at freelists.org>
> Sent: Saturday, August 27, 2016 12:49 AM
> Subject: [Leica] IMG: Invader
>
>
>
> Trigger warning: Not for arachnophobes.
>>
>> <https://www.flickr.com/photos/24844563@N04/28629761984/in/
>> dateposted-public/>
>>
>> For the last four consecutive evenings, I have been summoned to do battle
>> with one of these big guys. Leg span 3.25 inches (8.25 cm). Now, you may
>> think that he is a common Giant House Spider. But I have it on good
>> authority that he and his comrades in terror were radioactively mutated to
>> giant size in a top secret North Korean nuclear facility, and their venom
>> laced with the horrific mind-control element Kimjongunium-117. They were
>> then smuggled into the south and sent to the U.S. in a Hyundai shipping
>> container. All this being a nefarious plot to turn us into mindless zombie
>> commie followers of the chubby-cheeked dictator.
>>
>> After doing my photographer's duty, I was required to do my husbandly
>> duty:  I whacked him. In "The Sopranos" sense.
>>
>> --Peter
>>
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