[Leica] IMG: Invader

[Douglas Barry]

Your abuse of the Dear Leader has probably been noted, Peter, in The 
Magnificent Hall of Democracy. Their missiles will soon reach the west coast 
of the USA, and the Great March to Final Victory will end in your back 
garden. Your fate for such gratuitous insults is unknown, but it's a safe 
bet to say The Beloved Sun of Communist Ardour is probably making an anti 
aircraft gun just for you. :-)

Douglas

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Peter Klein" <pklein at threshinc.com>
To: "lug" <lug at leica-users.org>; <olympus at thomasclausen.net>; 
<leicareflex at freelists.org>
Sent: Saturday, August 27, 2016 12:49 AM
Subject: [Leica] IMG: Invader


> Trigger warning: Not for arachnophobes.
>
> <https://www.flickr.com/photos/24844563@N04/28629761984/in/dateposted-public/>
>
> For the last four consecutive evenings, I have been summoned to do battle 
> with one of these big guys. Leg span 3.25 inches (8.25 cm). Now, you may 
> think that he is a common Giant House Spider. But I have it on good 
> authority that he and his comrades in terror were radioactively mutated to 
> giant size in a top secret North Korean nuclear facility, and their venom 
> laced with the horrific mind-control element Kimjongunium-117. They were 
> then smuggled into the south and sent to the U.S. in a Hyundai shipping 
> container. All this being a nefarious plot to turn us into mindless zombie 
> commie followers of the chubby-cheeked dictator.
>
> After doing my photographer's duty, I was required to do my husbandly 
> duty:  I whacked him. In "The Sopranos" sense.
>
> --Peter
>
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