Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/09/02
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Sonny - A little late in responding to this but whoever wrote it sure knew cats. Thanks for posting it. It was a fun read. Regards, Dick On Sep 01, 2009, at 2:23 PM, Sonny Carter wrote: > It has been floating around for years. I've had it on my links page > for at least five years along with the cat Haiku. > > You never feed me. > Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. > That will show you. > > You must scratch me there! > Yes, above my tail! Behold, > elevator butt. > > I need a new toy. > Tail of black dog keeps good time. > Pounce! good dog! good dog! > > The rule for today. > Touch my tail, I shred your hand. > New rule tomorrow. > > In deep sleep hear sound > Cat vomit hairball somewhere. > Will find in morning. > > Grace personified > I leap into the window > I meant to do that > > Blur of motion, then- > Silence, me, a paper bag > What is so funny? > > The mighty hunter > Returns with gifts of plump birds > Your foot just squashed one. > > You're always typing > Well, let's see you ignore my > Sitting on your hands. > > My small cardboard box > You cannot see me if I > Can just hide my head. > > Terrible battle > I fought for hours. Come and see! > What's a "term paper"? > > Kitty likes plastic > Confuses for litter box > Don't leave tarp around > > Small brave carnivores > Kill pine cones and mosquitoes > Fear vacuum cleaner > > Want to trim my claws > Don't even think about it! > My yelps will wake the dead > > I want to be close > To you. Can I fit my head > inside your armpit? > > Wanna go outside. > Oh, no! Help! I got outside! > Let me back inside! > > Oh no! Big One > has been trapped by newspaper. > Cat to the rescue! > > Humans are so strange. > Mine lies still in the bed, then screams! > My claws aren't that sharp.... > > Cats meow out of angst > "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! > We could break so much" > > Litter box not there > You must have moved it again > I'll crap in the sink > > The Big Ones snore now > Every room is dark and cold > time for "Cup Hockey" > > We're almost equals > I purr to show I love you > Want to smell my butt. > > On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:17 PM, Mark Rabiner<mark at rabinergroup.com> > wrote: >>> On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>> >>> I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs. >>> We need >>> a dog poet! >> >> How about Dog Haiku? >> >> Love my master; >> Thus I perfume myself >>> with >> This long-rotten mouse. >> >> I lie belly-up >> In the sunshine, happier than >> You >>> ever will be >> >> Today I sniffed >> Many dog behinds?I celebrate >> By kissing your >>> face. >> >> I sound the alarm! >> Paper boy?come to kill us all? >> Look! Look! Look! >>> Look! Look! >> >> I lift my leg and >> Whiz on each bush. >> Hello, Spot?Sniff this and >>> weep >> >> I sound the alarm! >> Garbage man?come to kill us all? >> Look! Look! Look! >>> Look! Look! >> >> How do I love thee? >> The ways are numberless as >> My hairs on the >>> rug. >> >> I sound the alarm! >> Mail carrier?come to kill us all? >> Look! Look! Look! >>> Look! Look! >> >> My human is home! >> I am so ecstatic I have >> Made a puddle >> >> I sound >>> the alarm! >> Gardener?come to kill us all? >> Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! >> >> I Hate >>> my choke chain? >> Look, world, they strangle me! >> Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack >>> Ack! >> >> Sleeping here, my chin >> On your foot?no greater bliss?well, >> Maybe >>> catching mice >> >> Look in my eyes and >> Deny it. No human could >> Love you as much I >>> do >> >> The cat is not all >> Bad?she dots the neighborhood >> With Tootsie Rolls >> >> Dig >>> under fence?why? >> Because it's there. Because it's >> There. Because it's >>> there. >> >> I am your best friend, >> Now, always, and especially >> When you are >>> eating. >> >> My owners' mood is >> Romantic?I lie near their >> Feet. I fart a big >>> one. >> >> >> -- >> Regards, >> >> Sonny >> http://www.sonc.com >> http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ >> Nat >>> chitoches, >>> Louisiana >> (+31.754164,-093.099080) >> >> USA >> >> _____________________________________ >>> __________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug >>> for more information >> >> >> That's better than good Sonny did you just write that? >> Where'd you get that from!?!?! >> >> >> Mark William Rabiner >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >> > > > > -- > Regards, > > Sonny > http://www.sonc.com > http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ > Natchitoches, Louisiana > (+31.754164,-093.099080) > > USA > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information