Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/09/01
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]> On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> > wrote: > > > I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs. > We need > a dog poet! How about Dog Haiku? Love my master; Thus I perfume myself > with This long-rotten mouse. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You > ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog behinds?I celebrate By kissing your > face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! > Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot?Sniff this and > weep I sound the alarm! Garbage man?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! > Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the > rug. I sound the alarm! Mail carrier?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! > Look! Look! My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I sound > the alarm! Gardener?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I Hate > my choke chain? Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack > Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot?no greater bliss?well, Maybe > catching mice Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I > do The cat is not all Bad?she dots the neighborhood With Tootsie Rolls Dig > under fence?why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's > there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are > eating. My owners' mood is Romantic?I lie near their Feet. I fart a big > one. -- Regards, Sonny http://www.sonc.com http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ Nat > chitoches, > Louisiana (+31.754164,-093.099080) USA _____________________________________ > __________ Leica Users Group. See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug > for more information That's better than good Sonny did you just write that? Where'd you get that from!?!?! Mark William Rabiner