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Subject: [Leica] Danger, cat ahead
From: pitbmail-lug at yahoo.com (robert)
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 17:57:06 -0800 (PST)

Lol, thanks for this.? 
?
Robert

--- On Mon, 2/21/11, Ken Carney <kcarney1 at cox.net> wrote:


From: Ken Carney <kcarney1 at cox.net>
Subject: Re: [Leica] Danger, cat ahead
To: "Leica Users Group" <lug at leica-users.org>
Date: Monday, February 21, 2011, 5:40 PM


I used to assist in religious ed for adults, and someone would always 
ask if pets went to heaven.? I said dogs, maybe, cats no.? 
Kidding...cats are just sort of...independent.? Sorry if you have seen 
this many times:


The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed 
hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse
and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike
fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.
However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could 
hear
the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use 
it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.



Ken

On 2/21/2011 2:42 PM, Nathan Wajsman wrote:
> it is just intelligence. I remember many years ago, while living in a dorm 
> in Denmark, some of us adopted a big black cat. We all loved him, except 
> one guy who lived in the corner room and hated the cat. Without fault, if 
> the cat was stuck in the common room overnight and needed to poop, he 
> chose the spot right outside the cat-hater's door. Every time.
>
> Nathan Wajsman
> Alicante, Spain
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> Blog: http://www.fotocycle.dk/blog
>
> YNWA
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> On Feb 18, 2011, at 10:36 PM, Chris Crawford wrote:
>
>> Very true. Cats are vengeful! My grandpa's little evil cat took a crap in
>> his bed the day he got his dog, and for weeks after that she kept doing 
>> that
>> in the dog's food bowl too!
>>
>>
>> -- 
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>> Fine Art Photography
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>> On 2/18/11 4:12 PM, "Herbert Kanner"<kanner at acm.org>? wrote:
>>
>>> Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,
>>> for they are subtle and will pee
>>> on your computer!
>>
>>
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