Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2011/02/17
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]On Feb 17, 2011, at 9:23 AM, <tedgrant at shaw.ca> <tedgrant at shaw.ca> wrote: > Jayanand offered: >>> It might be a loss to you, but it would be a big gain for the Earth's >>> forest > cover. Now if we could only teach these Westerners to use a mug of water > rather than toilet paper...(-:<<<<<<<<<< > > Jayanand mon ami, > Now if you could ever make that happen in any educated wild growth western > world the following will have to happen FIRST! :-) :-)'' > > 1/ An earth colony will be well established on Mars and the Moon. > 2/ PEACE WLL BE ALL OVER PLANET EARTH! > 3/ There will be 4 blue moons every night featuring various smiling faces > by the Man in the Moon. > 4/ These faces will be changed every other night giving women of "ALL > NATIONS EQUAL OPPORTUNIES!" > 5/ You would require "bottom washing" stations all over the cities of > educated countries. "NOT A HOPE!" whatever happened to the bidet... ? > 6/ All those working in the paper making plants would have to be > compensated for being out of a job. > 7 The contries with forests beyond your wildest imagination, "washing yer > butt with a BARE hand full of drinking water just ain't going ot happen!" > > Be much easier to cut back on planet Earth's breeding habits and stop > making millions of new people every year would be far easier than trying > to sell the concept of washing yer bottom with a handful of water. Besides > what does one do.... walk about with a big towel hanging from their waist > belt drying out with the noon day breeze? > > Now if the western world is having a tough time with women wearing Burkas > when they immigrate to new countries... Just for a few moments think about > trying to sell the idea of washing yer ass from your drinking water, than > politely in private using paper and flushing it away with the droppings!! > > cheers, > Dr. ted > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information