Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2010/01/19
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9 I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come! I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some! I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all. Tina (champion shirt ironer, but I don't do it anymore!) On Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM, Sonny Carter <sonc.hegr at gmail.com> wrote: > On Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 3:42 PM, Jeff Moore <jbm at jbm.org> wrote: > > > 2010-01-19-12:23:18 Kyle Cassidy: > > > http://www.kylecassidy.com/lj/2010/iron-witch-1.jpg > > > > No wonder you got hitched to that li'l Trillian gal -- she isn't just > > cute, she can do sorcery! Bet that saves you a lot of Photoshop work. > > > > Lots of women can float an iron. The question is, can she iron a white > shirt? > > (ducking and running ;-) ) > > Regards, > > Sonny > Tina Manley, ASMP www.tinamanley.com