Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2008/05/23
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Ted: Good for you! We need many, many more stories like this as hapless consumers. Illegitimi non Carborundum, as we old farts always say... Bob On May 22, 2008, at 9:30 PM, Ted Grant wrote: Subject: RE: [Leica] Ted Grant on CBC Radio "Stand off on the steps!" Geoff Hopkinson asked: >> Tina and Ted, please tell us about the standoff on the steps >> incident!<<< Hi Geoff, A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away a photojournalist known as "Ted the Terrible" became somewhat annoyed with, at the time "LEICA CANADA" about an R4 Leica. It had been back and forth between Victoria & Toronto for so called service more times than you can imagine. Well Ok 4 or 5 times and twice out of box after service in exactly the same state it had been sent for repair. Upon receiving the camera in Victoria once again with complete assurances that it was perfect I was once again the proud and happy owner of 3 motor driven R4's! However? Only to find right out of the box it was the same as it left here. :-( To say the least I was a tad "upset!" Once again! I mean how many times can something, well the same thing, be wrong on an R4? So with a Toronto assignment on the horizon in a few days I called Leica Canada and gave them this gentle but firm notice. "I'm arriving in Toronto next Monday and bringing back the R4 that just arrived from your service department in the same state it was when I sent it! However this is the 4th time this same camera has crashed and burned in similar condition so I want a brand new replacement. No if's and or but's, a new one. No your service department isn't going to have a look again. It's new camera replacement or I'm going to smash this one to pieces on the front steps in full view of the local Toronto media, TV and newspaper photographers!" I arrive at the Leica office a few days later R4 in hand and ask about the replacement? "Oh Ted we know you, always joking around let us leave the camera for the service guys to have a look and we'll take you for lunch. When we get back all will be fine." "OK," says I. But if you don't give me a new camera after lunch the media will be here and I'll smash this one and it'll be on the 6 o'clock news." "Ya ya Ted, relax all will be well." :-) We go to lunch, at least they paid. :-) Upon return sure enough there are TV camera crews, several newspaper photogs, some saying "Hi Ted when you going to do this Leica smashing thing?" "As soon as I don't get a new camera!" :-) The Leica head people thought I was joking when I had told them the media would be there. However when we went inside and they wanted to give me back the same R4, once again assuring me it was perfect, I offered in return. "Nope it's a new camera or a smashed camera!" See I didn't have anything to lose the damn R4 was a lemon, as some were. Not fit to be an anchor on a boat. Yep my 2 other R4's worked perfectly, this one was as yellow lemon as a lemon could be. So what the hell I might as well smash it as it wasn't ever going to work right. Nor could I trust it to shooting paying assignments. ERGO! Smash it and have an expensive Leica camera smashed to pieces on the front steps of LEICA CANADA in front of TV cameras and newspaper/wire service photographers. Now that should get some attention in the camera world. Maybe even in Germany! :-) When the head guys realized I wasn't kidding about smashing it, all of a sudden. Somebody turned up with a brand new R4 in box and. "Here Ted a replacement camera just for you!" And they were all smiles. Mean while the original lemon camera disappeared! :-) So there you go as close as I remember the "Stand Off on the Steps!":-) ted _______________________________________________ Leica Users Group. See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.24.0/1460 - Release Date: 5/22/2008 7:06 AM _______________________________________________ Leica Users Group. See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information