Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/02/25

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Subject: [Leica] shrimphaters
From: mark at rabinergroup.com (Mark Rabiner)
Date: Sun Feb 25 13:02:01 2007

On 2/25/07 3:38 PM, "Jeffery Smith" <jsmith342@cox.net> typed:

> As I recall, Jesus wouldn't have had a problem with shrimp. I think his
> motto was, if God made it, it's edible. I draw the line at eels.
> 
> Jeffery Smith


Well if Jesus was Kosher he didn't eat shrimp. And I have not clue about
that.
My great aunt was Kosher she didn't eat shrimp.
I was about to eat one at some party at one point and she came up from
behind me and grabbed me and whispered loudly in my ear as one was about to
enter my mouth.
"JACQUE COUSTEAU WOULDN'T EAT THAT SHRIMP"

Which as it turns out he didn't eat shrimp.
Turns out he had a first hand eye on where they hung out and what they ate
and with whom. 
Namely the bottom of the ocean with a bunch of garbage.

I never met a shrimp I didn't like.
I don't care where they're from. I believe in upward mobility.

Normally if I'm at a party and you are looking for me just ask where the
shrimp are. I'm swimming by their bowl.

Love that cocktail sauce.



Mark Rabiner who swims with the Shrimp.
8A/109s
New York, NY

markrabiner.com



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