Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2006/08/02
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Brian went on a break and when he returned he gets this :) There's this great party of friends over on the LUGForum that would love this discussion. Chris ----- Original Message ----- From: "R. Clayton McKee" Leica] Holy Haysus B.D. are you at it again? > Close. You have to be sworn to an ACCEPTABLE state government. > "Terrorist" is the new "Commie Pinko Atheist Gay." It translates, > loosely, as "anyone Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Rove doesn't like." > > Syrians, Iranians, North Koreans, Cubans, Venezuelans, Democrats, > Liberals, leftists of any stripe, anyone attacking, disturbing, or > documenting Israel-US interests or ties, and anyone looking > disapprovingly at Shrubbus Maximus will be terrorists REGARDLESS of > uniforms and loyalty oaths. > > All is not lost, however. Once a week (or whenever the poll numbers > start dropping) one lucky member of one of the above groups, chosen > at random, will be declared the "Arch Terrorist" and receive promises > of free room, board, medical care, and dental adjustments, for the > rest of their lives, as well as far more press and media coverage > than anyone on the planet except missing teenage blondes with big > <cough>. > > > > I never thought of how much I'd miss being a conspiracy theorist. > Now I'm turning out to be right, and I can't even feel good about "I > told you so." > -- > > > R. Clayton McKee