Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2006/07/07
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Top notch! Op 7-jul-06, om 22:16 heeft Kyle Cassidy het volgende geschreven: > "This is my friend, Jill Bleenberg," said the Juice, waving his > martini > at the svelt 30something woman walking in the door of the Baffled > Rooster, our new favorite hangout -- since the "Incident" at the > Borgotta had gotten us blacklisted at pretty much any place in > Atlantic > City. > > "Bleenberg?" > > "Greenberg," said the woman, takin OJ's drink from his hand and > pouring > it in his lap. > > "Pleased to meet you," I said, suavely. "I'm Kyle Cassidy." > > "I know who you are," she inserted, producing a cigarette from a purse > shaped like a miniature Domke-J bag, "I follow the PLUG. Do you > mind if > I smoke?" > > "Only if you're on fire," I replied, pulling the cigarette from her > over > made-up lips and flinging it behind the bar." > > "I like you," she said, giving OJ a shove. He toppled off of his stool > and made a soft clattering sound on the ground, like a bag of > apples, "I > like, bold men." > > "That's good," I replied, waving the bartender over and ordering > another > Shirly Temple. > > "In fact, I like you so much I'm gonna take your picture," she said, > producing a Minox Hello Kitty spy camera from her garter belt. > > I smiled, my best smile. She paused a long time with the camera in > front > of her eye. > > "Are you going to take a picture?" I asked. > > "Goddamn amature!" she bellowed, reaching over and slapping me across > the face. It was like I'd been punched by an Irish boxer with a bag of > nails in his glove. My head spun sideways, everything flashed white, I > was pretty sure my skull had cracked like a coconut beaten by a > gorilla > with a hammer. I burst into tears. She took my photo. > > "That's my friend, Bleenberg!" shouted OJ from somewhere on the floor. > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >