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Subject: [Leica] jill greenberg explained all of this to me personally
From: philippe.orlent at pandora.be (Philippe Orlent)
Date: Fri Jul 7 13:52:24 2006
References: <86070F417851ED468663EC5459FC8A051C44@EXCHANGE.asc.local>

Top notch!

Op 7-jul-06, om 22:16 heeft Kyle Cassidy het volgende geschreven:

> "This is my friend, Jill Bleenberg," said the Juice, waving his  
> martini
> at the svelt 30something woman walking in the door of the Baffled
> Rooster, our new favorite hangout -- since the "Incident" at the
> Borgotta had gotten us blacklisted at pretty much any place in  
> Atlantic
> City.
>
> "Bleenberg?"
>
> "Greenberg," said the woman, takin OJ's drink from his hand and  
> pouring
> it in his lap.
>
> "Pleased to meet you," I said, suavely. "I'm Kyle Cassidy."
>
> "I know who you are," she inserted, producing a cigarette from a purse
> shaped like a miniature Domke-J bag, "I follow the PLUG. Do you  
> mind if
> I smoke?"
>
> "Only if you're on fire," I replied, pulling the cigarette from her  
> over
> made-up lips and flinging it behind the bar."
>
> "I like you," she said, giving OJ a shove. He toppled off of his stool
> and made a soft clattering sound on the ground, like a bag of  
> apples, "I
> like, bold men."
>
> "That's good," I replied, waving the bartender over and ordering  
> another
> Shirly Temple.
>
> "In fact, I like you so much I'm gonna take your picture," she said,
> producing a Minox Hello Kitty spy camera from her garter belt.
>
> I smiled, my best smile. She paused a long time with the camera in  
> front
> of her eye.
>
> "Are you going to take a picture?" I asked.
>
> "Goddamn amature!" she bellowed, reaching over and slapping me across
> the face. It was like I'd been punched by an Irish boxer with a bag of
> nails in his glove. My head spun sideways, everything flashed white, I
> was pretty sure my skull had cracked like a coconut beaten by a  
> gorilla
> with a hammer. I burst into tears. She took my photo.
>
> "That's my friend, Bleenberg!" shouted OJ from somewhere on the floor.
>
>
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In reply to: Message from kcassidy at asc.upenn.edu (Kyle Cassidy) ([Leica] jill greenberg explained all of this to me personally)