Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2005/06/15
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]In the dim and distant past of my mis-spent youth I was running an open air swimming pool at Trentham Gardens in Staffordshire, UK. The "scenery" was, at times, extremely attractive, on this day particularly a pair of rather prominent perfectly rounded "hills" in the middle distance.(about 15 yards away). I turned to point this out to our ice-cream delivery man,Rob. In lurid detail, and with youthful creativity, I fantasised just what wonderful climbing and caving adventures,or indeed other sporting activities might be possible in such a landscape and the surrounding areas. Rob seemed to be very much in agreement. The exquisitely landscaped young lady was last seen climbing into the passenger seat of the ice-cream van. Rob, the driver, waved and called, "Hey Douglas , did I introduce you to my wife, Janet?" No need to tell the story that belongs to the retort "I am NOT his GRAND mother!" Douglas jon.stanton@comcast.net wrote: > Right up there on the Top 10 Things Never To Ask A Woman is - "When's the > baby due?"..... > > "I had my baby six months ago," she responded - and I had an enemy for > life!" > > > On the other hand I was out on a date with Carol (who is 7 mos. younger > than me) listening to a Folk singer friend of mine...At his break Chuck > asked me to introduce him to my daughter!!! (Carol is a double for Valerie > Bertenelli and I....well...look like Charles Durning. > > > >>Right up there on the Top 10 Things Never To Ask A Woman is - "When's the >>baby due?" >> >>--- >>True story - At a big Newsday Pulitzer party, my wife was introduced to the >>OpEd page editor, and asked her - "when are you due?" >> >>"I had my baby six months ago," she responded - and I had an enemy for >>life! >>:-) >> >> >>On 6/15/05 10:15 AM, "Aaron Sandler" <aaron.sandler@duke.edu> wrote: >> >> >>>Gee, I don't think so...I'm pretty sure you guessed right the first >>>time...just >>>a whole lot of beer! >>> >>>;) >>> >>>Best, >>>Aaron >>> >>>Quoting Daniel Ridings <dlridings@gmail.com>: >>> >>>>On the other hand, she seems to be putting on some >>>>weight. Is she expecting? >>>> >>>>:-) >>>> >>>>Best, >>>>Daniel >>> >>> >>>_______________________________________________ >>>Leica Users Group. >>>See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >> >> >> >>_______________________________________________ >>Leica Users Group. >>See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > >