Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/04/19
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Lea wrote in response to the Marine Corp Gunnery Sergeant comment: >>> That is sooooooooooo mean.<<<< Naw Lea that's not mean. If you want mean you want a Welsh Guards Sergeant Major dress you down for something !!! Trust me ..."That is a mean moment!" :-) An experience one never forgets if you live to be a 110! ;-) ted Ted Grant Photography Limited www.islandnet.com/~tedgrant - ----- Original Message ----- From: "lea" <lea@whinydogpress.com> To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Friday, April 19, 2002 7:23 PM Subject: Re: [Leica] too serious again... > > Lea > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Photo Phreak" <leicam4pro@yahoo.com> > To: "Leica Users Group" <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> > Sent: Friday, April 19, 2002 9:12 PM > Subject: [Leica] too serious again... > > > : > : Changing the subject, those of you who have served will identify > : with this. > : > : ================================================================= > : > : There will always be an "Old Corps" > : > : Three Marines, a Sergeant, a Staff Sergeant, and a Gunnery > : Sergeant, > : were jogging along the beach before chow one day. They noticed > : an > : object floating at the water's edge. It was an old, tarnished > : lamp. > : The Sergeant picked it up. As he rubbed away some of the grime, > : a > : plume of smoke erupted from its spout, and a genie appeared. > : "Gents, > : you have no idea how daggone happy I am to be out of there. To > : show > : my appreciation, I shall grant each of you one wish." said the > : genie. > : The motivated Sergeant leaped forward. "I'll go first! I wish > : fora > : million dollars, a discharge from the Marine Corps, and a > : beautiful > : wife with a huge house in Florida right by the ocean. We'll > : spend > : our days making love and playing in the surf. Yeah, that's my > : wish!" > : And with a puff of smoke the Sergeant vanished. > : The Staff Sergeant jumps up. "Okay, now me! I wish for TWO > : million > : dollars, a discharge from the Marine Corps, and a drop-dead > : gorgeous > : wife with a mansion located on our own private tropical > : paradise. > : We'll make beautiful babies and live in peace. That's my wish!" > : And > : with a puff of smoke the Staff Sergeant vanished. > : The genie looks that the last Marine and says "Okay, Gunny. > : What's > : it going to be? 100% retirement? Your own hunting camp in > : northern > : Michigan? I know! Your own bar in Subic Bay!" > : The Gunnery Sergeant pauses for a brief moment. He folds his > : arms, > : lifts an eyebrow, and curls his lip as he leans in toward the > : genie . > : . "Have those two clowns back for formation after > : chow!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > : G.M. KozakOhio Supercomputer CenterWright-Patterson AFB, OH > : > : __________________________________________________ > : Do You Yahoo!? > : Yahoo! Games - play chess, backgammon, pool and more > : http://games.yahoo.com/ > : -- > : To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html > : > > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html