Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/04/19
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]That is sooooooooooo mean. Lea - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Photo Phreak" <leicam4pro@yahoo.com> To: "Leica Users Group" <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Friday, April 19, 2002 9:12 PM Subject: [Leica] too serious again... : : Changing the subject, those of you who have served will identify : with this. : : ================================================================= : : There will always be an "Old Corps" : : Three Marines, a Sergeant, a Staff Sergeant, and a Gunnery : Sergeant, : were jogging along the beach before chow one day. They noticed : an : object floating at the water's edge. It was an old, tarnished : lamp. : The Sergeant picked it up. As he rubbed away some of the grime, : a : plume of smoke erupted from its spout, and a genie appeared. : "Gents, : you have no idea how daggone happy I am to be out of there. To : show : my appreciation, I shall grant each of you one wish." said the : genie. : The motivated Sergeant leaped forward. "I'll go first! I wish : fora : million dollars, a discharge from the Marine Corps, and a : beautiful : wife with a huge house in Florida right by the ocean. We'll : spend : our days making love and playing in the surf. Yeah, that's my : wish!" : And with a puff of smoke the Sergeant vanished. : The Staff Sergeant jumps up. "Okay, now me! I wish for TWO : million : dollars, a discharge from the Marine Corps, and a drop-dead : gorgeous : wife with a mansion located on our own private tropical : paradise. : We'll make beautiful babies and live in peace. That's my wish!" : And : with a puff of smoke the Staff Sergeant vanished. : The genie looks that the last Marine and says "Okay, Gunny. : What's : it going to be? 100% retirement? Your own hunting camp in : northern : Michigan? I know! Your own bar in Subic Bay!" : The Gunnery Sergeant pauses for a brief moment. He folds his : arms, : lifts an eyebrow, and curls his lip as he leans in toward the : genie . : . "Have those two clowns back for formation after : chow!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ : G.M. KozakOhio Supercomputer CenterWright-Patterson AFB, OH : : __________________________________________________ : Do You Yahoo!? : Yahoo! Games - play chess, backgammon, pool and more : http://games.yahoo.com/ : -- : To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html : - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html