Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/03/27

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Subject: Re: [Leica] ENOUGH OF THE LAWYER STUFF
From: Javier Perez <summarex@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2002 16:49:01 -0500
References: <LNBBLBNFHNEHGFKFMALGGEIMAGAB.tim@KairosPhoto.com>

Which one of you sent me this?


> 
>         GREAT MOMENTS IN FRACTURED MUSICAL HISTORY
>         Here is a list of quotes from grade school essays on classical
>         music.
>         ? "J.S. Bach died from 1750 to the present"
>         ? "Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church
>         music."
>         ? "Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part
>         you better not try to sing."
>         ? "Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English.
>         He was rather large."
>         ? "Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was
>         so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest
>         even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear
>         so good. Beethoved expired in 1827 and later died from this."
>         ? "Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have
>         ever heard of."
>         ? "An opera is a song of bigly size."
>         ? "A harp is a nude piano."
>         ? "Aaron Copland is one of our most famous contemporary
>         composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers
>         do not live until they are dead."
>         ? "A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals."
>         ? "Music sung by two people at the same time is called a
>         duel."
>         ? "I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say."
>         ? "Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written
>         long ago."
>         ? "My favorite composer is opus."
>         ? "Probably the most marvelous fugue was between the
>         Hatfields and the McCoys."
>         ? "My very best liked piece is the bronze lullaby."

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