Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/03/25
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]on 3/25/02 4:48 PM, Photo Phreak at leicam4pro@yahoo.com wrote: > Ok. things are getting too serious around here again. > It is time to break out the peppermint Schnapps, and hot > chocolate to get some genuine gemuetlichheit. > > This is for everyone quibbling about digi vs. wet > > >> > ---------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> I don't know how they wrote this with a straight >> face...This apparently >> was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its >> employees in all >> seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a >> computer peripheral >> problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The >> engineers rolled >> on the floor! >> >> >> MEMO RE: REPLACEMENT OF MOUSE BALLS >> >> If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform >> erratically, it may need >> a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU >> (Field >> Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of >> this procedure, >> replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by >> properly trained >> personnel. >> >> Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by >> examining the >> underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and >> harder than >> foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending >> upon the >> manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced >> using the >> pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the >> twist-off >> method. >> >> Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, >> excessive handling >> can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball >> replacement, the >> mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that >> each person have a >> pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer >> satisfaction. >> >> Any customer missing his balls should contact the local >> personnel in >> charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> --------------------------------- >> Do You Yahoo!? >> Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards? > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Movies - coverage of the 74th Academy Awards? > http://movies.yahoo.com/ > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE this has been circulating since 1987 - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html