[Leica] leica related injury

["kyle cassidy" <kcassidy@asc.upenn.edu>]

here is how to affect a leica-related-injury which will be certian to
impress christianne ampour at the office xmas party:

1) place leica m6 with various lens in left hand bottom exterior coat pocket

2) follow local politician to motor inn and serruptitiously photograph him
in acts which would get a pat on the back from their frat brothers but a
stoning from the resident Religious Right.

3) become spooked by said local politicians bodyguards who run at you with
what looks like a taser and a length of rubber garden hose.

4) rush quickly to car, replacing camera in said left hand outside pocket

5) slam car door into camera which then, like that executive toy or a
billiard ball transferrs the entire force of the slamming car door onto
small point on left leg

6) roar off amidst a hail of profanity  (not sure where it's coming from)

7) later examine left thigh which looks as though George "the animal" Steel
has struck it with a ball peen hammer.

kc



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