Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/04/05

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Subject: Re: [Leica] Photoshop! The Leica of...
From: "Stanislaw B.A. Stawowy" <watteau@krakow.neurosoft.net>
Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2001 10:27:02 +0200
References: <3ACBB0AA.AAD846DD@camera-craftsman.com>

>Photoshop is sort of the Turing machine of image manipulation

Yes! Yessssss!!!! First prize in humour contest! :-))))))

what about Algorithmed Leica:

function shoot()
{
public var sun = getSun('o');
public var noctilux = getNoctilux('( )');
public var rapidwinder = getRapidwinder('__C__') ;
public var uvfilter ;

if(!sun){if(!noctilux) tripod == true else rapidwinder == true} 
   else uvfilter='put$in';
uvfilter.replace(/\$.*/g, ' off!');
for (ii=0 ; ii<36 ; ii++) {shoot();  if (GoodPhoto) break ;};
return (Pulitzer.replace(/gold/g, 'nickel')
 }
 

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                                St.
                     (Stanislaw B.A. Stawowy)
              http://www.geocities.com/Stanislaw_Stawowy
            Echelon/Carnivore lines: Bob Black, Hakim Bey, 
           Ralph Klein, Sabotage in the American Workplace

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