Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2000/02/14
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]I believe you may be wrong about Hell. At least according to Jake: Jake died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question the woman's punishment?" Joe From Robert Appleby: There was a post on the LUG (or maybe LEG) some time back about the relative temperatures of Heaven and Hell, in which it was shown that Heaven is actually hotter than Hell. Given the low probability of anyone on this list ever going to Heaven, this was a great relief to all of us, I'm sure. However, on mature reflection, all pictures of Hell show _naked_ people running around being pitchforked by the devils and all, so what if hell is actually very cold? What if it actually freezes over? No clothing is allowed in Hell. That would also be uncomfortable. I am now able to provide research results which conclusively show that Hell does not freeze over. It follows that Hell actually has quite a pleasant climate, certainly better than Heaven's. Champagne all round, I think!