Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/12/12

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Subject: [Leica] Roswell, NM trip
From: Andrew Morang <morang@magnolia.net>
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1998 13:33:21 -0600

Hi James,

If you are going to be abducted, an old, completely-mechanical M camera 
will be perfect to record your voyage because electromagnetic radiation is 
sure to confuse our "modern" electronic measuring circuits.  Estimate the 
exposures.  Use a film like Tri-X that is very forgiving.  Take a small kit 
with some developer, fixer, and a developing tank.  Your hosts will most 
probably have forgotton chemical-based imaging technology centuries before 
their visit to earth, and may be quite impressed that primitive technology 
such as Leicas and Tri-X work so well.  Of course, we do not know what a 
"century" is because we do not know the period of rotation of their planet 
around their sun.  Oh, oh, this is getting absurb.  Also take some peanut 
butter and some crackers in your kit.

Also, you hosts may want a rational explanation for Bill Clinton and Hilary 
and Monica.  After all, if we cannot understand the fuss, imagine the 
confusion among intelligent visitors from far away.

Andy Morang
Vicksburg, Mississippi