Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1998/08/08
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Good! And on topic, too. Raimo photos at http://personal.inet.fi/private/raimo.korhonen nyt my=F6s suomeksi - ---------- > From: TM <spaniel@pacbell.net> > To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us > Subject: [Leica] M6 > Date: 08. elokuuta 1998 18:07 >=20 > A simple piece of humor for all! > ___________ > A Trip to Rome >=20 > A man walked in to Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As > he snips away, Joe asks "What's up?" >=20 > The man proceeds to explain he's taking a vacation to Rome with = his > new M6. >=20 > "ROME?!" Joe says, "Why would you want to go there? It's a > crowded dirty city full of Italians! You'd be crazy to go to > Rome! So how ya getting there?" >=20 > "We're taking TWA," the man replies. >=20 > "TWA?!" yells Joe. "They're a terrible airline. Their planes are > old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late! S= o > where you staying in Rome?" >=20 > The man says "We'll be at the downtown International Marriot." >=20 > "That DUMP?!" says Joe. "That's the worst hotel in the city! The > rooms are small, the service is surly and slow and they're > overpriced! So whatcha doing when you get there?" >=20 > The man says "We're going to go see the Vatican and hope to see > the Pope." >=20 > "HA! That's rich!" laughs Joe. "You and a million other people > trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck > on THIS trip. You're going to need it!" >=20 > A month later, the man comes in for his regular haircut. Joe > says, "Well, how did that trip to Rome turn out? Betcha TWA gave > you the worst flight of your life!" >=20 > "No, quite the opposite" explained the man. "Not only were we on > time in one of their brand new planes, but it was full and they > bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, > and I had a beautiful 28 year old flight attendant who waited on > me hand and foot!" >=20 > "Hmmm," Joe says, "Well, I bet the hotel was just like I > described." >=20 > "No, quite the opposite! They'd just finished a $25 million > remodeling. It's the finest hotel in Rome, now. They were > overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the Presidential suit= e > for no extra charge!" >=20 > "Well," Joe mumbles, "I KNOW you didn't get to see the Pope!" >=20 > "Actually, we were quite lucky. As we toured the Vatican, a Swis= s > guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained the Pope likes to > personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as t= o > step into this private room and wait, the Pope would personally > greet me. Sure enough, after 5 minutes the Pope walked through > the door and shook my hand. I knelt down as he spoke a few words > to me." >=20 > Impressed, Joe asks, "Tell me, please! What'd he say?" >=20 > "Oh, not much really. Just "That's a great camera but where'd yo= u > get that awful haircut?" >=20