Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2019/11/23
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Sad circumstances - Excellent narrative - Funny photo - that guy and those folks MUST be Irish :-) Hope everything cools down on your side. OTT : I?ve started learning Korean so that I can order the voice-controlled car to get to a halt with a perfect unambiguous commanding accent on the road. Amities Philippe > Le 23 nov. 2019 ? 02:15, Douglas Barry <imra at iol.ie> a ?crit : > > Haven't been around for a while, least of all doing any photography. > However, wending my weary way into hospital this morning for a > photographic procedure with a large Olympus (a cystoscopy - not a great > experience, unpleasant in fact - so unpleasant, I almost admitted, under > the torture, to hanging Jeffrey Epstein), I came across this > http://gallery.leica-users.org/v/DouglasBray/Houston+-+we_ve+got+a+problem.jpg.html > > > Apparently an elderly man in his 90s, arriving at the hospital car park, > had an issue with his automatic, and pressed hard on the accelerator > instead of the brake. He smashed through the toll barrier, shot off the > road, ploughed through a flower bed and a hedge, and scattered pedestrians > before coming to a rest here. No one was hurt. At least, it happened close > to excellent medical help... > > Douglas > who is discovering the perils of old age as he has had to put his mother > in a nursing home to recover after a fall at her home. There was blood > everywhere - it looked like a scene from Psycho except it was in living > colour. The fall had happened at 1am and she hadn't wanted to disturb us > by ringing us at that hour of the night so had tried to staunch the flow > herself, and dripped over several rooms looking for bandages. She them > tried to clean up after herself in the dim light and smeared it > everywhere. I had to get the local Winston Wolfe in to decontaminate the > place. She had to be hospitalised as well as needing stitches, her BP was > 220/120 which, even allowing for the fact she'll be 96 in January, was > more than a bit too high. Now the BP has come down and stabilised, she's > brighter - despite an edgy incident in the hospital a couple of weeks ago. > > I was visiting her in her two bedded close observation room that she > shared with a woman called Mary who had cardiac problems. As I arrived I > said hello to Mary who was out of bed for the first time in about ten > days, sitting in a chair beside her bed reading, and exchanged a few > words, before sitting down and pulling the curtain between the two beds. > My mother and I were talking for about twenty minutes, when I heard a sort > of cough, quickly followed by more strange sounds. Exchanging glances with > my mother, I got up, looked around the curtain, and saw that an ashen > faced Mary was slumped sideways in her chair vomiting. Worse, like some > rock stars, she seemed to be choking on it. I raced - well, hobbled > quickly as I have two bad knees - to the nurse's desk and told the nurses > that she was having a heart attack, getting a look in askance in return. > The nurse rose sedately and walked in to the room as I gibbered beside > her. She then saw Mary in extremis and sprinted to an alarm button where > upon the room filled quickly with bodies clothed in blue and green. It was > like a scene from ER as controlled, but urgent, voices gave out > instructions and responses. > > I pulled the curtain all around my mother's bed to separate her from the > crisis. She was clutching my hands and saying "What's happening?" and > "Poor Mary" and looking very woebegone. I did my best to comfort her, and > eventually, as the medics seemed to get some sort of control over the > situation, she brightened, looked at me, and said "She's more than ten > years younger than me". Pausing, she declared, "I'm still here!" Then "You > can't kill a bad thing" smirking sardonically. > > Life in its many aspects is always competitive... > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information