Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2011/02/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Lol, thanks for this.? ? Robert --- On Mon, 2/21/11, Ken Carney <kcarney1 at cox.net> wrote: From: Ken Carney <kcarney1 at cox.net> Subject: Re: [Leica] Danger, cat ahead To: "Leica Users Group" <lug at leica-users.org> Date: Monday, February 21, 2011, 5:40 PM I used to assist in religious ed for adults, and someone would always ask if pets went to heaven.? I said dogs, maybe, cats no.? Kidding...cats are just sort of...independent.? Sorry if you have seen this many times: The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. Ken On 2/21/2011 2:42 PM, Nathan Wajsman wrote: > it is just intelligence. I remember many years ago, while living in a dorm > in Denmark, some of us adopted a big black cat. We all loved him, except > one guy who lived in the corner room and hated the cat. Without fault, if > the cat was stuck in the common room overnight and needed to poop, he > chose the spot right outside the cat-hater's door. Every time. > > Nathan Wajsman > Alicante, Spain > http://www.frozenlight.eu > http://www.greatpix.eu > http://www.nathanfoto.com > PICTURE OF THE WEEK: http://www.fotocycle.dk/paws > Blog: http://www.fotocycle.dk/blog > > YNWA > > > > > > > > On Feb 18, 2011, at 10:36 PM, Chris Crawford wrote: > >> Very true. Cats are vengeful! My grandpa's little evil cat took a crap in >> his bed the day he got his dog, and for weeks after that she kept doing >> that >> in the dog's food bowl too! >> >> >> -- >> Chris Crawford >> Fine Art Photography >> Fort Wayne, Indiana >> 260-486-2581 >> >> http://www.chriscrawfordphoto.com? My portfolio >> >> http://blog.chriscrawfordphoto.com? My latest work! >> >> http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christopher-Crawford/48229272798 >> Become a fan on Facebook >> >> >> >> On 2/18/11 4:12 PM, "Herbert Kanner"<kanner at acm.org>? wrote: >> >>> Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, >>> for they are subtle and will pee >>> on your computer! >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >> > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > _______________________________________________ Leica Users Group. See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information