Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2010/01/19
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Tina, both of my sons can iron a shirt. I can too. On Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 4:08 PM, Tina Manley <images at comporium.net> wrote: > I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line > I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9 > I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can > Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts > in > the pan > 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again > > I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime > Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time > Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then > Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again > 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again > > If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well > If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell > If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits > If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits > 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again > > I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kindom come! > I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some! > I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do > I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you > 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again > 'Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all. > > Tina (champion shirt ironer, but I don't do it anymore!) > > On Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM, Sonny Carter <sonc.hegr at gmail.com> > wrote: > > > On Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 3:42 PM, Jeff Moore <jbm at jbm.org> wrote: > > > > > 2010-01-19-12:23:18 Kyle Cassidy: > > > > http://www.kylecassidy.com/lj/2010/iron-witch-1.jpg > > > > > > No wonder you got hitched to that li'l Trillian gal -- she isn't just > > > cute, she can do sorcery! Bet that saves you a lot of Photoshop work. > > > > > > > Lots of women can float an iron. The question is, can she iron a white > > shirt? > > > > (ducking and running ;-) ) > > > > Regards, > > > > Sonny > > > Tina Manley, ASMP > www.tinamanley.com > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > -- Regards, Sonny http://www.sonc.com http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ Natchitoches, Louisiana (+31.754164,-093.099080) USA