Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/09/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Oh Sonny! :-) That has to come right out of Red Neck humour! Sad, but funny!:-) ted ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sonny Carter" <sonc.hegr at gmail.com> To: "Leica Users Group" <lug at leica-users.org> Sent: Monday, September 21, 2009 7:05 AM Subject: [Leica] Smart PIG > On Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 1:16 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> > wrote: > >> Pigs are smarter than dogs would you eat your dog?!?! >> > > A travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next > to > the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his > sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him. > > "Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?" asked the > salesman. > > "Well, I'll tell ya. One day I was out plowing the back 40 when my tractor > overturned, pinning me underneath. I was losing blood and thought I would > die when that pig came running. He dug and rooted around with his nose > till > he got me out and he dragged me back to the house. Saved my life that pig > did." > > "Wow, that's really amazing," said the salesman, "but I still don't know > why > the pig only has one leg." > > "Well I'll tell ya," said the farmer. "One night me and the wife were > asleep > at about 3am when a fire broke out in the kitchen. Well that pig broke > down > the door, came into our bedroom waking us up and getting us out before the > fire could get us, saved our lives that pig did!" > > "Well that's really great but why does the pig only have one leg?" > > "When you get a pig that smart, you don't want to eat him all at once!" > > > -- > Regards, > > Sonny > http://www.sonc.com > http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ > Natchitoches, Louisiana > (+31.754164,-093.099080) > > USA > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.110/2385 - Release Date: 09/20/09 17:51:00