Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/09/01
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]thanks, I needed that ric On Sep 1, 2009, at 9:13 AM, Sonny Carter wrote: > On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> > wrote: >> >> >> I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs. >> We need a dog poet! > > How about Dog Haiku? > > Love my master; > Thus I perfume myself with > This long-rotten mouse. > > I lie belly-up > In the sunshine, happier than > You ever will be > > Today I sniffed > Many dog behinds?I celebrate > By kissing your face. > > I sound the alarm! > Paper boy?come to kill us all? > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I lift my leg and > Whiz on each bush. > Hello, Spot?Sniff this and weep > > I sound the alarm! > Garbage man?come to kill us all? > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > How do I love thee? > The ways are numberless as > My hairs on the rug. > > I sound the alarm! > Mail carrier?come to kill us all? > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > My human is home! > I am so ecstatic I have > Made a puddle > > I sound the alarm! > Gardener?come to kill us all? > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I Hate my choke chain? > Look, world, they strangle me! > Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! > > Sleeping here, my chin > On your foot?no greater bliss?well, > Maybe catching mice > > Look in my eyes and > Deny it. No human could > Love you as much I do > > The cat is not all > Bad?she dots the neighborhood > With Tootsie Rolls > > Dig under fence?why? > Because it's there. Because it's > There. Because it's there. > > I am your best friend, > Now, always, and especially > When you are eating. > > My owners' mood is > Romantic?I lie near their > Feet. I fart a big one. > > > -- > Regards, > > Sonny > http://www.sonc.com > http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ > Natchitoches, Louisiana > (+31.754164,-093.099080) > > USA > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information