Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/07/14
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]On Jul 14, 2007, at 12:01 AM, geebee wrote: > We Brits are grateful that the terrorists were trained in the > National Health Service where missing targets is the norm. that's good, Steve > > > ----- Original Message ----- From: "GREG LORENZO" > <gregj.lorenzo@shaw.ca> > To: "Leica Users Group LUG" <lug@leica-users.org> > Sent: Friday, July 13, 2007 11:29 PM > Subject: [Leica] OT Completely : Humour > > >> An Update on Security Alerts >> >> Author: David >> Duval >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist >> threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to >> "Peeved." >> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to >> "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit >> Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. >> Terrorists themselves have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to >> "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody >> Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. >> >> >> >> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised >> its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher >> levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was >> precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag >> factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. >> It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened >> level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout >> Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more >> levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." >> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful >> Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They >> also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." >> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the >> only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. >> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to >> deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the >> new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. >> >> No archive >> >> Greg J. Lorenzo >> Calgary, Alberta >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Leica Users Group. >> See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information > > > > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information