Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/03/21
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Graham, LOL. Who are you talking about? Freddie or David? Cheers Jayanand On 3/21/07, geebee <geebee@geebeephoto.com> wrote: > > Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmates 4.2, > which I had used for years without any problems. > > However, there are actually conflicts between these two products and the > only solution was to attempt running girlfriend 1.0 with > the sound turned off. > To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other > applications, such as Ladsnight out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. > > Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware > program, Slapper 2.1, but it had too many bugs and left a virus in my > system forcing me to shutdown completely for several > weeks... > Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at same time > only to discover that when these two systems detected > each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. > > I eventually upgraded to Fianc?e 1.2 only to discover this product had to > be > upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my > available resources, it does come bundled with a Freesex > platform plus Cleanhouse2007. > > Shortly after this upgrade I discovered that Wife 1.0 could be very > unstable > and costly to run, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife > 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They would then > resurface months later for no apparent reason when I had forgotten about > them. Wife 1.0 also has automatic diary, Explorer and > E-mail filter, and can without warning launch into Turbo-strop & Whinge or > Uncomfortable Silence modes. > > These latter programmes have no help files so you have to spend hours > attempting to guess what the problem is. > > Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating regularly - requiring > Shoeshop Browser for new attachments, and Hairstyle Express, which needs > to be re-installed every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns > unwelcome child processes that drain all resources. > > These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me > that they are illegal operations. > Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often > crashes. > > Wife 1.0 also comes with a very irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law > 666, which attempts to over-ride all current activity and > cannot be turned off. > > Recently, I have been tempted to install Mistress 2007 but there could be > problems, a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife > 1.0detects Mistress 2007 it tends to delete all of your > finances before uninstalling itself.... > > Please help....... > > > > -- > Reminder: all disks eventually fail. All computers eventually fail. Make > backups or lose your work. > _______________________________________________ > Leica Users Group. > See http://leica-users.org/mailman/listinfo/lug for more information >