Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2007/03/21

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Subject: [Leica] Software problems
From: lwwesson at gmail.com (leo wesson)
Date: Wed Mar 21 14:17:48 2007
References: <000c01c76be5$7af5cb40$1787f15a@GeeBee>

oh my!  i'll post my wife's response!

Leo



On 3/21/07, geebee <geebee@geebeephoto.com> wrote:
>
> Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinkingmates 4.2,
> which I had used for years without any problems.
>
> However, there are actually conflicts between these two products and the
> only solution was to attempt running girlfriend 1.0 with
> the sound turned off.
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
> applications, such as Ladsnight out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9.
>
> Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
> program, Slapper 2.1, but it had too many bugs and left a virus in my
> system forcing me to shutdown completely for several
> weeks...
> Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at same time
> only to discover that when these two systems detected
> each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
>
> I eventually upgraded to Fianc?e 1.2 only to discover this product had to
> be
> upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
> available resources, it does come bundled with a Freesex
> platform plus Cleanhouse2007.
>
> Shortly after this upgrade I discovered that Wife 1.0 could be very
> unstable
> and costly to run, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife
> 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They would then
> resurface months later for no apparent reason when I had forgotten about
> them. Wife 1.0 also has automatic diary, Explorer and
> E-mail filter, and can without warning launch into Turbo-strop & Whinge or
> Uncomfortable Silence modes.
>
> These latter programmes have no help files so you have to spend hours
> attempting to guess what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating regularly - requiring
> Shoeshop Browser for new attachments, and Hairstyle Express, which needs
> to be re-installed every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
> unwelcome child processes that drain all resources.
>
> These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me
> that they are illegal operations.
> Also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often
> crashes.
>
> Wife 1.0 also comes with a very irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law
> 666, which attempts to over-ride all current activity and
> cannot be turned off.
>
> Recently, I have been tempted to install Mistress 2007 but there could be
> problems, a friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 
> 1.0detects Mistress 2007 it tends to delete all of your
> finances before uninstalling itself....
>
> Please help.......
>
>
>
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> backups or lose your work.
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