Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2001/03/10
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]1) All of your Naked are belong to us. -Brian Reid 2) Discover the joys of walking around naked. Spend your clothing budget on an ASPH. -Dan Honemann 3) Don't be caught naked and unprepared. Buy a Leica...to sneak that photo of Clinton unaware. -Rob McElroy 4) NAKED CAMERA ALERT! What do Leicas and nudists have in common? Only the barest of accessories are needed for daily operation! 5) Discover for yourself the naked truth about Leica lens quality. From peasants to emperors - everyone agrees they're the best! -Paul Chefurka 6) Leica users prefer their glass naked. -Advertising copy about how all Leica lenses have built in UV filtration and how incredibly hard and durable the glass and coatings are so that their is no need to stick a useless image degrading UV filter on the front. Picture of three photographers. Leica shooter in middle with R8 to eye and gloriously naked lens. Nikcanon users to either side with dirty, dusty, fingerprint covered UV filters over their lenses staring at the Leica user in shock. -Tom Finnegan 7) From fine art to final countdown, naked or nuked, Leica defines the moment. Jem Kime 8) Leica lenses...you can use them naked. -Buzz Hausner 9) Go Leica or go Naked.........The choice is yours! -Rob McElroy 10) Go Leica and Go Naked! -B. D. Colen 11) Mark Rabiner a man and his Naked Camera. A Leica M6! While some photonuts dress up their cameras in silly outfits. Mark Rabiner prefers those lean clean mean Naked lines of his Leica M6. He glass though is always of the highest fashion, and VERY see through!! Strapless!! weow weow! Caseless!! weow weow! UV Filterless!! weow weow! Mark Rabiner uses a lean mean picture taking machine!!! Don't be a big Smuck! Use a Leica M6! -Mark Rabiner 12) The naked truth about using Leicas is its subtle and sensual ability to perform provocatively with the barest minimum of adornment and accessories. -Dan Khong 13) Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal I collected Leicas, he would not in mine age have left me naked to mine enemies. -John Collier 14) "Mr. Grant isn't that the little old ancient camera that you've used so well over the years?" Ted posing holding a black TTL M6: "Nay kid, this is an M6 one of the finest and most modern photographic instruments known to man and it was made in the 21st Century!" -Michael E. Berube 15) my leica and my naked wife -Chris 16) Stripped of the superfluous - the *naked* essential of photograph - Leica M6 -TA DA - LOL NO sNAKED JOKES -goldframe 17) They say the camera doesn't lie And we have proven it. Get the naked truth with Leica! (Don't buy that other sh*t) -Ray Moth 18) A man's ingress into the world is naked and bare, His progress through the world is trouble and care; And lastly, his egress out of the world, is nobody knows where. But cloth'd and Leica'd he'd well fare. -Jeff Frankel 19) Scene of a holdup,,,,,,,, Here, take my money, take my car, take wife, but please don't take my LEICA,,,,,,I'd feel naked without it!!! -Stuart Boyd 20) 10 out of every 100 naked photographers prefer Leica! -Don Lawrence 21) "Hey Mister, is that a platinum necklace in your Hermes bag?" "Nay, kid, it's a Leica." -Dan Honemann 22) BEWARE NAKED PHOTOS: And just how CAN you spot the Leica owner at the Sunshine Nudist Camp?.....She's the one with the M6 tan lines across her chest! -Rob McElroy 23) "Hey Mister, is that a collapsible Elmar or are you glad to see me!?" Woof!! needs a muzzle but would rather go nekkid! -Mark Rabiner 24) We're not saying owning a Leica will make you look any better naked. We're just saying it will let you take pictures of whatever you got without calling attention to itself. Leica M, the nudist alternative -Dan Honemann 25) LEICA - THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES! -Rob Appleby 26) N ot A ll K ameras E voke D esire ... Leica N o A utomation K ick butt E very D ay ... Leica -Mark Wrigley 27) [photo of a naked M6] "Got blacktape?" -Dan Honemann 28) Leica M: it won't make you look any better naked, but for once you'll be glad yours is smaller. -Dan Honemann 29) Very sexy woman (holding a IIIC) looking at very sexy man (holding an M6)- both wearing tee-shirts which read: Co-ed Naked Leica Trading. Wanna Swap? -Rob McElroy 30) I used to think that the M6 was a Motorway Until i discovered Leica -Eric Calderwood 31) "Hey Mister, is that a platinum necklace in your Hermes bag?" "Nay, kid, it's a Leica." -Dan Honemann 32) The scene opens with a 3/4 ( rear ) view of 2 unclothed photographers taking pictures with cameras in view....... The text reads....." The camera with only the necessities..... LEICA " -Frank Filippone 33) Get naked with Leica, and whip out the plastic. -Dan Honemann 34) Nothing comes between me & my Leica. -Chriss Quinn 35) "Leica Naked?" [picture of M6 with small lens] "Leica Dressed?" [picture of M6 on tripod, with strap, external finder, winder, long lens, whatever else you might dress it up with] "You choose." -Matt Barker 36) Don't go naked. Wear a Leica. -E. Low 37) Leica brand UV filters. For the same reason you don't go out naked. -Dan Honemann 38) Not Naked!!!! Wearing my Leica!!!!!!! -Mark Rabiner 39) Naked Leica Jaybird -Sonny Carter 40) Average length 50mm. Size is everything. Get Naked with Leica. -R. G. 41) "I only wear my Leica M6 to bed" (some naked supermodel below a sheet, pun on the famous chanel No. 5 ad) -R. G. 42) Unleash your creativity by stripping photography to its bare essentials. Get Naked with Leica. -R. G. 43) Ever feel like people are staring at you as if you are naked? Don't worry. They are staring at your Leica. -R. G. 44) Leica: The closest photography comes to the naked eye. -R. G. 45) Leica. Always reliable. Never breaks. Stop life in its tracks. Leica, the naked truth. -R. G. 46) No autowinders. No autofocus, No zoom. No computer chips. No LCD screens. Leica. It's just like being naked. Without the embarrassment. -R. G. 47) 76% of men have been naked in public. 76% of professional photographers rate Leica Cameras as the best in the world. Let's hope they aren't the same people. -R. G. 48) Leica M: more erotic than my naked wife. -Dan Honemann 49) Leica naked wife -- quiet with few moving parts! -Carl Cook 50) Leica naked wife -- only the occasional misload. -Julian Thomas 51) It's often foggy in the City by the Bay. You know, the kind of fog that creeps around everything, and makes it all seem soft and mushy, like an overripe melon. But not since *she* walked into my life. She's a classy dame, this one. High maintenance, expensive tastes, but worth it. With a set of curves that could drive any guy wild. But it's that gaze of hers that really makes her something special. She's seen it all. Nothing escapes her. She can look into the darkest corner of this sorry world, and tell you all about it in exquisite detail, no flinching. And she's tough. You can shine a light right in her face and grill her, and she won't break down. She takes life like some people take their scotch and their smokes: straight, no filter. And through it all, she always looks great. Some call her cold and unforgiving, but they don't know her like I do. Nights with her are beautiful and easy. Stroke her, turn her around, and she purrs like a kitten, smooth as silk. Always ready to give, though she knows there are a thousand more who want her as bad as I do. But they can't have her, because with this dish, once she's yours, she's yours for life.Summilux 35 Aspheric...The Naked Lens. -Peter Klein 52) THE MAGIC OF LEICA: After you hold it just once. You'll feel naked without it. -Rob McElroy 53) You'll never catch a Leica user naked. They don't flash. -Dan Honemann 54) Leica naked LUG wife -- rapid grip and a soft release. -Dan Honemann 55) With Leica lenses you can go naked, but if you insist, our lenses also have threads for popular UV filters. -Birkey 56) Leica... You could use black tape to cover our name and logo, but we'd prefer you just go naked. -Birkey 57) Magazine ad shows Helmut Newton using an M6 to photograph one of his nude models. The two-word caption simply reads: Naked DeLeitz -Rob McElroy