Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1997/02/05
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Well Ben, it seems it may be a long time until anyone accuses you of having good taste. Grisly murders are not funny, neither to the victims or the families they tear apart and traumatize. Perhaps someday when you grow up, you will realize that. Stephen Gandy Ben Holmes wrote: > > I thought this was funny. It's a bit off topic. > > >>The OJ Trial, > >> as Told by Dr. Seuss > >> > >>I did not kill my lovely wife. > >>I did not slash her with a knife. > >>I did not bonk her on the head. > >>I did not know that she was dead. > >> > >>I stayed at home that fateful night. > >>I took a limo, then took a flight. > >>The bag I had was just for me. > >>My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be! > >> > >>When I came home, I had a gash. > >>My hand was cut from broken glass. > >>I cut my hand on broken glass. > >>A broken glass did cause that gash. > >> > >>My friend, he took me for a ride. > >>All through LA, from side to side. > >>>From north to south, we took a ride.But from the cops we could not > >>hide. > >> > >>My trial lasted for a year. > >>A year! A year! Just sitting here! > >>The DNA, the HEM, the HAW! > >>The circus-hype the viewers saw! > >>A year! A year! Just sitting here! > >> > >>Did you do this awful crime? > >>Did you do this anytime? > >>I did not do this awful crime. > >>I could not, would not, anytime. > >>Did you take this person's life? > >>Did you do it with a knife? > >> > >>I did not do it with a knife. > >>I did not, could not, kill my wife. > >>I did not do this awful crime. > >>I could not, would not, anytime. > >> > >>Did you hit her from above? > >>Did you drop this bloody glove? > >> > >>I did not hit her from above. > >>I cannot even wear that glove. > >>I did not do it with a knife. > >>I did not, could not, kill my wife. > >>I did not do this awful crime. > >>I could not, would not, anytime. > >> > >>The glove you see it doesn't fit > >>The lawyer says you must acquit > >>Acquit because the cops all lied > >>Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried. > >> > >>The jury came back verdict in hand > >>and silence fell across the land > >>Not guilty, not guilty they did decree > >>Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free > >> > >>And now I'm free, I can return > >>To my house for which I yearn. > >>And to my family whom I love. > >>Now would you please return my glove?! > >> > >Best always, > >Adriane > > > > > > > > > Regards, > > Ben W. Holmes > > Boulder, CO > USA > > bholmes@frii.com