Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 1997/02/05

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Subject: FW: Dr. Seuss (fwd)
From: bholmes@frii.com (Ben Holmes)
Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 09:07:41 -0700 (MST)

I thought this was funny. It's a bit off topic.

>>The OJ Trial,
>> as Told by Dr. Seuss
>>
>>I did not kill my lovely wife.
>>I did not slash her with a knife.
>>I did not bonk her on the head.
>>I did not know that she was dead.
>>
>>I stayed at home that fateful night.
>>I took a limo, then took a flight.
>>The bag I had was just for me.
>>My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
>>
>>When I came home, I had a gash.
>>My hand was cut from broken glass.
>>I cut my hand on broken glass.
>>A broken glass did cause that gash.
>>
>>My friend, he took me for a ride.
>>All through LA, from side to side.
>>>From north to south, we took a ride.But from the cops we could not 
>>hide.
>>
>>My trial lasted for a year.
>>A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>>The DNA, the HEM, the HAW!
>>The circus-hype the viewers saw!
>>A year! A year! Just sitting here!
>>
>>Did you do this awful crime?
>>Did you do this anytime?
>>I did not do this awful crime.
>>I could not, would not, anytime.
>>Did you take this person's life?
>>Did you do it with a knife?
>>
>>I did not do it with a knife.
>>I did not, could not, kill my wife.
>>I did not do this awful crime.
>>I could not, would not, anytime.
>>
>>Did you hit her from above?
>>Did you drop this bloody glove?
>>
>>I did not hit her from above.
>>I cannot even wear that glove.
>>I did not do it with a knife.
>>I did not, could not, kill my wife.
>>I did not do this awful crime.
>>I could not, would not, anytime.
>>
>>The glove you see it doesn't fit
>>The lawyer says you must acquit
>>Acquit because the cops all lied
>>Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried.
>>
>>The jury came back verdict in hand
>>and silence fell across the land
>>Not guilty, not guilty they did decree
>>Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free
>>
>>And now I'm free, I can return
>>To my house for which I yearn.
>>And to my family whom I love.
>>Now would you please return my glove?!
>>
>Best always,
>Adriane
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Regards,

Ben W. Holmes

Boulder, CO
USA

bholmes@frii.com