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Subject: [Leica] working with the Leikon...
From: sonc.hegr at gmail.com (Sonny Carter)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 2009 08:13:14 -0500
References: <B8137752-5405-4CBC-B859-B06401747AAA@gmail.com> <C6C236FE.53DC0%mark@rabinergroup.com>

On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> 
wrote:
>
>
> I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs.
> We need a dog poet!

How about Dog Haiku?

Love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten mouse.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds?I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush.
Hello, Spot?Sniff this and weep

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I sound the alarm!
Mail carrier?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

I sound the alarm!
Gardener?come to kill us all?
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I Hate my choke chain?
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot?no greater bliss?well,
Maybe catching mice

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad?she dots the neighborhood
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence?why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My owners' mood is
Romantic?I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.


--
Regards,

Sonny
http://www.sonc.com
http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/
Natchitoches, Louisiana
(+31.754164,-093.099080)

USA


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