Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2009/09/01
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]On Tue, Sep 1, 2009 at 1:27 AM, Mark Rabiner <mark at rabinergroup.com> wrote: > > > I hope somebody writes very good poems about good dogs. > We need a dog poet! How about Dog Haiku? Love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten mouse. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog behinds?I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot?Sniff this and weep I sound the alarm! Garbage man?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. I sound the alarm! Mail carrier?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I sound the alarm! Gardener?come to kill us all? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I Hate my choke chain? Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot?no greater bliss?well, Maybe catching mice Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad?she dots the neighborhood With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence?why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic?I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. -- Regards, Sonny http://www.sonc.com http://sonc.stumbleupon.com/ Natchitoches, Louisiana (+31.754164,-093.099080) USA