Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2003/08/30
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Gary: Great ideas... especially the second: I'll plan on doing this and I can do it, I have two Leicas (one, a nice M6TTL is for sale... interested? ooops.. sorry, it's not Friday) One aspect of my problem is not resolved by your outstanding schemes; how do I make it obvious in the resulting photos that it is August? (everyone is tanned all year long in Tucson) still in a quandry: Jack McLain Tucson, AZ http://jackmclain-photography.dotcommunity.net - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Gary Williams" <nasmformyzombie@mindspring.com> To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Saturday, August 30, 2003 2:30 PM Subject: Re: [Leica] as OT as is possible: The commercialization of Western Culture rises to an even more absurd level > Subject: [Leica] as OT as is possible: The commercialization of Western > Culture rises to an even more absurd level > > > > I simply cannot believe it: Our local Walmart just put up a display of > > Christmas decorations...!!! It's August, and it's ~100F! > > > > I am trying to think of some way to photograph this travesty that > > illustrates the absurdity but am drawing a blank. > > > > sigh... It's August! > > > > Jack > > Tucson > > Jack > > The heat must be affecting your brain! This is an easy one. Find a > bleached blond babe with a great Arizona tan and an overdone boob job, and > put her in the tiniest bikini possible. Take her and your Leica to the > store. She'll have to wear regular clothes over the suit so you can make it > in the store without getting thrown out first. Then using a wide angle lens > (24 or 35mm), have her stand in front of the Christmas stuff and remove her > regular clothes, making sure there are customers in the frame. Shoot her > from the back or the side so you can get facial reactions from customers. > Bet they're more offended by the tiny bathing suit and big boobs than the > absurdity of the Christmas stuff in August. > > Of course if you're really steamed by this whole thing, you could position > yourself near the Christmas stuff and proceed to disrobe and "streak" the > place, have the girl in the bikini take the photos, and have a third person > taking photos of the girl taking photos of you getting arrested. Of course > you'll need two Leicas for this set up. > > Gary > > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html