Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2003/02/04
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]ROTFLMAO....Steve >Sorry, but this is a lot closer to the truth than you'd think. > >One of the cats is about to cash in with an exclusive to the National >Enquirer, "Torrid Times: He Left His Pussy Begging For More!!" > >Jim Shulman >Bryn Mawr, PA > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us >[mailto:owner-leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us] On Behalf Of Steve >Barbour >Sent: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 4:08 PM >To: leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us >Subject: Re: [Leica] How to photograph your cat > > >please tell us Kyle that this is fantasy, and not the story of your >life, in a hundred words or less... ;-) (only a little >jealous) Steve > > >>From my upcoming book _How to Photograph Anything_ (looking for a >publisher >>at the moment). This is chapter 4 "How to Photograph Your Cat" >> >>1) invite some model home on the pretext that your liquor cabnet is >awash in >>absinthe, recently smuggled back from lands where they don't yet know >>better. >> >>2) spend about five hours getting potted and listening to alice cooper. >> >>3) phone rings, it's mom, ask her "Isn't it past your bedtime? Who gave >you >>this number? I'll call you tomorrow." >> >>4) hang up telephones. sway back into living room, wondering why there >are >>suddenly two models. ask both of them "shouldn't we take some photos >before >>the sun comes up?" >> >>5) while trying to figure out why the two flashes aren't giving off any >>light when power switch is set to "on", stare blankly at the floor for >two >>minutes before remembering that it's not a hot light and that it only >lights >>up for a fraction of a second and only when triggered. >> >>6) set palms on fire trying to pat out flaming absinthe one of the >models >>spills on the stairs. >> >>7) manage a few photos of models who then run upstairs to see if any >liquor >>remains in house which has escaped watchful eyes of rock band recently >>crashed on living room floor. >> >>8) jealous cats jump up on chairs asking "don't you love us more than >them?" >> >>9) snap a few photos of cats and chase them off of chairs. >> >>10) next few steps very hazy.... >> >>11) wake up with face crusted to bathroom floor, flip through prints >and >>realize one model and one cat did not show up on film yet have distinct >(if >>completely fuzzy) memory of them. >> >>12) realize phone number model left on napkin begins with "555" >> >>13) post cat images to LUG. >> >> >> >> >>No Archive >>-- >>To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html > > >-- >Steve Barbour >-- >To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html > >-- >To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- Steve Barbour - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html