Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/09/09
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Jeeze, now we're doing "The Legend of B.D." limericks? Really now, he's a very ordinary guy unless you hit a nerve and say something that's difficult to swallow. Think of him as the non-sequitur police. If he didn't say things, we would have to decide amongst ourselves who would say them in his absence. :-) Jeffery At 08:49 PM 9/9/02 +0100, you wrote: > >From: "John Collier" <jbcollier@shaw.ca> >To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> >Sent: 09 September 2002 20:34 >Subject: Re: [Leica] The truth about b.d. colen... > > > > Since we are doing True Confessions I can at last reveal all. > > > > B.D. Colen is a pussy cat; the nicest nicest meekest man you ever meet. > > Unfortunately he has a black lab, Dr. Blacktape, who cannot abide tripe: > > especially when its photography or prose. When Dr. Blacktape sees tripe > > he bites poor little old B.D. on the leg and will not let go until B.D. > > composes a real zinger in reply. > > > > Naturally B.D. is as upset about the state of affairs as some on this > > list are. The dog is a favorite of SWMBO, of whom even the dog is in > > fear of, and so there matters must rest. I myself think pity rather than > > condemnation is in order. > > > > For the more clever amongst us there is a nice way to get around this > > conundrum. Dr. Blacktape does not have an ear for poetry. So when you > > must post tripe, as that is all you have to say, make sure it rhymes > > and, I assure you, all will be well. > > > > John Collier > > > > Here is a good start: > > > > There once was a grumpy snapper... > > >=================================================== >I'm probably going to regret this :-) > >There once was a grumpy snapper >who used his keyboard to vent irritation >a single malt would serve him better >sort of Colenic irrigation > >--Graham > >-- >To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html