Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/07/29
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Graham, I should have made it clearer. My message was geared to the run-of-the-mill Leica owner. You and B.D were of course exempt. Allan On Monday, July 29, 2002, at 01:09 PM, geebeespaw wrote: > From: "Allan Wafkowski" <allanwafkowski@mac.com> > To: <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> > Sent: 29 July 2002 17:48 > Subject: Re: [Leica] LHSA Annual Meeting; half-price membership for > newLUG > members! L... > > >> Leica owners are utterly without sex appeal. > > Despite my hunchback and facial warts I am considered attractive by many > women. Yes, they say I'm repulsive but I have seen the way they look at > me. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------ > >> What young tart would want >> to hang around a bunch of baggy-trousered > > My trousers are only baggy when standing. When seated every seam is at > full > stretch. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------------------- > >> , pot-bellied > > OK I'll give you that one but I am working on it. > --------------------------------------------------------------- > >> , hairless, > > Hair is sprouting everywhere, nose, ears, back. At my present rate of > progress I expect to resemble a big old silver backed male gorilla > complete > with knuckle assisted walk in the very near future. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------------------------ > >> gas-bloated , Leica owners? > > Simply not true! I let it go long before any bloating takes place. > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------------------------------- > > >> What young lass wants to join meetings that >> waste hours discussing lens caps, camera bags, micro-thread lens >> cloths, >> and the latest Leica improvements (a.k.a., M7) which have been >> available >> on SLRs for 25 years? > > They are out there somewhere. I just need to make contact. Pleeeease > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------------------- > > :-) > > Graham > http://geebeephoto.com > > > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html