Archived posting to the Leica Users Group, 2002/05/03
[Author Prev] [Author Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Author Index] [Topic Index] [Home] [Search]Have to pin this one on my board.... Thanks PP. K - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Photo Phreak" <leicam4pro@yahoo.com> To: "Leica Users Group" <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us> Sent: Saturday, May 04, 2002 5:59 AM Subject: [Leica] YOUR DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN > > > Your Daily Moment of Zen > (Modified to reflect contemporary wisdom): > > 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk > > > ahead of me, for I > > > may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me > > > the hell alone. > > > > > > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan > > > belt and a leaky > > > tire. > > > > > > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to > > > steal your > > > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. > > > > > > 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't > > > getting any. > > > > > > 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you > > can't > > > be promoted. > > > > > > 6. No one is listening until you fart. > > > > > > 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. > > > > > > 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. > > > > > > 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a > > > couple of car > > > payments. > > > > > > 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in > > > their shoes. > > > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and > > you > > > have their > > > shoes. > > > > > > 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. > > > > > > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him > > how > > > to fish, and > > > he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. > > > > > > 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, > > > it was probably > > > worth it. > > > > > > 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember > > > anything. > > > > > > 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the > > > windshield. > > > > > > 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. > > > > > > 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of > > that > > > comes from > > > bad judgment. > > > > > > 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in > > > half and put it > > > back in your pocket. > > > > > > 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot. > > > > > > 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a > > > dark side, and it > > > holds the universe together. > > > > > > 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither > > one > > > works. > > > > > > 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your > > > lips are moving. > > > > > > 23. Experience is something you don't get until just after > > you > > > need it. > > > > > > 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up. > > > > > > 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on > > our > > > ass ... then > > > things get worse. > > > > > > 26. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not > > > laughed. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Do You Yahoo!? > > Yahoo! Health - your guide to health and wellness > > http://health.yahoo.com > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - your guide to health and wellness > http://health.yahoo.com > -- > To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html > - -- To unsubscribe, see http://mejac.palo-alto.ca.us/leica-users/unsub.html