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Subject: Re: [Leica] YOUR DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN
From: "Karina Klaas" <shutterbug@iinet.net.au>
Date: Sat, 4 May 2002 07:55:30 +0800
References: <20020503215942.49746.qmail@web21310.mail.yahoo.com>

Have to pin this one on my board....
Thanks PP.

K
- ----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Photo Phreak" <leicam4pro@yahoo.com>
To: "Leica Users Group" <leica-users@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us>
Sent: Saturday, May 04, 2002 5:59 AM
Subject: [Leica] YOUR DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN


> 
> 
>  Your Daily Moment of Zen
>  (Modified to reflect contemporary wisdom):
>  
>  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
> > > ahead of me, for I
> > > may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me
> > > the hell alone.
> > > 
> > > 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
> > > belt and a leaky
> > > tire.
> > > 
> > > 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
> > > steal your
> > > neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
> > > 
> > > 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't
> > > getting any.
> > > 
> > > 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you
> > can't
> > > be promoted.
> > > 
> > > 6. No one is listening until you fart.
> > > 
> > > 7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
> > > 
> > > 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
> > > 
> > > 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
> > > couple of car
> > > payments.
> > > 
> > > 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
> > > their shoes.
> > > That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
> > you
> > > have their
> > > shoes.
> > > 
> > > 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> > > 
> > > 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him
> > how
> > > to fish, and
> > > he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
> > > 
> > > 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
> > > it was probably
> > > worth it.
> > > 
> > > 14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
> > > anything.
> > > 
> > > 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the
> > > windshield.
> > > 
> > > 16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
> > > 
> > > 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
> > that
> > > comes from
> > > bad judgment.
> > > 
> > > 18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
> > > half and put it
> > > back in your pocket.
> > > 
> > > 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
> > > 
> > > 20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a
> > > dark side, and it
> > > holds the universe together.
> > > 
> > > 21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither
> > one
> > > works.
> > > 
> > > 22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your
> > > lips are moving.
> > > 
> > > 23. Experience is something you don't get until just after
> > you
> > > need it.
> > > 
> > > 24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> > > 
> > > 25. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on
> > our
> > > ass ... then
> > > things get worse.
> > > 
> > > 26.  The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not
> > > laughed.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > 
> > 
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